went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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