What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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