I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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