the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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