I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
third nipple confirmed
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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