So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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