needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
There are leaves in my underwear?
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