is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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