Grow some girl-balls and come out already
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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