So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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