You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Randomize
