just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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