Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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