Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
