I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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