Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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