He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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