I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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