I need help removing her.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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