just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
she peed on how many people?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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