whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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