About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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