I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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