He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
