didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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