Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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