that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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