wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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