She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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