Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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