Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
babies were throwing up all over the place
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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