i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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