Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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