Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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