me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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