This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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