"it" just moved
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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