i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I am one with the molecules
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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