I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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