I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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