You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
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