Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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