I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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