i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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