I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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