foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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