I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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