So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
You made out with two different species that night
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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