***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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