Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
