so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
As shirtless as possible
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
